I like the word COCKBURGER

northenn:

Hair growing as an ecological niche.

How was it? Yuujou, shinjitsu and…?
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blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
someone: looks like urine trouble
tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

We went to the Mississauga Chinese centre today and my husband (who is half Chinese Malaysian) took us into the oriental grocery store. My son came up to me in the check out line and said “you’re not going to believe this” and pointed them out lol. I had seen hi chew a hundred times in the states but never with kanjani8 on the box.

i wish subaru would grow his freaking hair out already i am tired of this short shit

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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the year according to tumblr
january: post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus

well so much for homeschooling today, super smash bros demo came out and i have officially lost my child.  plus side he aced his vocab and french tests before the demo was up for download.  guess i will vegetate on the couch.

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

cardaughter:

guinea pigs are just hairy baked potatoes

does anyone else’s dashboard look weird?

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.